Enigmatic Light
Member
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2019
- Messages
- 65
- Reaction score
- 2
- Points
- 8
1st Joke
Teacher : When was Akbar born?
Student : Sorry, miss I do not know.
Teacher : Look in your book?
Student : He was born in 1858 and died in 1910.
Teacher : Why didn’t you tell me that before ?
Student : I thought it was his mobile number.
2nd Joke
Teacher : Ravi, can you name a desert ?
Ravi : My dad’s head. Nothing grows there.
3rd Joke
Teacher : Are your the teacher?
Pinky : No miss
Teacher : Then why are you talking like a fool
4th Joke
Teacher : Pintu, what will happen if there is no oxygen?
Pintu : Miss, one chapter in science will be reduced.
5th Joke
Teacher : Ramu, if a person buys an article for 11.60 and sells it for 9.80, does he gain or lose?
Ramu : He gains in paise and losses in rupees
6th Joke
Teacher : Tim, come here and give me whatever is in your mouth
Tim : I really wish I could teacher. I have got a terrible toothache.
7th Joke
Teacher : Why did you tell a lie?
John : But teacher you said telling lies is our worst enemy.
Teacher : Yes it is.
John : But you also taught us, we should love our enemies
8th Joke
Teacher : Children we can learn from ants, they work hard everyday. The ant works all the time and what happens in the end?
Student : Somebody steps on it.
9th Joke
Teacher : Rahul, if your father gives your mother Rs 500 and takes back Rs 300. What will your mother be left with
Rahul : Anger, sir.
10th Joke
Teacher Chotu, what is the use of our ears?
Chotu : To be pulled by you, miss.
11th Joke
Teacher : Tim, of what use are our hands?
Tim : To hold our jeans if it is loose.
12th Joke
Teacher : What do you call the outside of the tree
Student : I don’t know.
Teacher : Bark, you stupid boy bark
Student : Alright, woof… woof…woof
13th Joke
Teacher : Which month has 28 days in it?
Amit : They all have
14th Joke
Teacher : What is a circle?
Mahesh : A round straight line with a hole in the middle
15th Joke
Two students were fighting outside the examination hall. A teacher passing by asked them the reason.
One of the boys replied, "This fool left his answer paper blank!"
The teacher was surprised and asked, "So what’s the problem?" The boy said. "I too have left my paper blank. Now the teacher correcting my paper will think that I copied from him."
Teacher : When was Akbar born?
Student : Sorry, miss I do not know.
Teacher : Look in your book?
Student : He was born in 1858 and died in 1910.
Teacher : Why didn’t you tell me that before ?
Student : I thought it was his mobile number.
2nd Joke
Teacher : Ravi, can you name a desert ?
Ravi : My dad’s head. Nothing grows there.
3rd Joke
Teacher : Are your the teacher?
Pinky : No miss
Teacher : Then why are you talking like a fool
4th Joke
Teacher : Pintu, what will happen if there is no oxygen?
Pintu : Miss, one chapter in science will be reduced.
5th Joke
Teacher : Ramu, if a person buys an article for 11.60 and sells it for 9.80, does he gain or lose?
Ramu : He gains in paise and losses in rupees
6th Joke
Teacher : Tim, come here and give me whatever is in your mouth
Tim : I really wish I could teacher. I have got a terrible toothache.
7th Joke
Teacher : Why did you tell a lie?
John : But teacher you said telling lies is our worst enemy.
Teacher : Yes it is.
John : But you also taught us, we should love our enemies
8th Joke
Teacher : Children we can learn from ants, they work hard everyday. The ant works all the time and what happens in the end?
Student : Somebody steps on it.
9th Joke
Teacher : Rahul, if your father gives your mother Rs 500 and takes back Rs 300. What will your mother be left with
Rahul : Anger, sir.
10th Joke
Teacher Chotu, what is the use of our ears?
Chotu : To be pulled by you, miss.
11th Joke
Teacher : Tim, of what use are our hands?
Tim : To hold our jeans if it is loose.
12th Joke
Teacher : What do you call the outside of the tree
Student : I don’t know.
Teacher : Bark, you stupid boy bark
Student : Alright, woof… woof…woof
13th Joke
Teacher : Which month has 28 days in it?
Amit : They all have
14th Joke
Teacher : What is a circle?
Mahesh : A round straight line with a hole in the middle
15th Joke
Two students were fighting outside the examination hall. A teacher passing by asked them the reason.
One of the boys replied, "This fool left his answer paper blank!"
The teacher was surprised and asked, "So what’s the problem?" The boy said. "I too have left my paper blank. Now the teacher correcting my paper will think that I copied from him."
