Best Graduation Jokes for Laughing

Apr 30, 2019
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As my graduation from university neared, I discovered that each student was allowed only two guests at the ceremony. Since I was recently married, my wife would obviously be one, but both my parents wanted to go as well. When I told my mother that we were one ticket short, she was understandably chagrined. "Oh, no!" she cried, "your father is going to miss your graduation!"
-Jason Knowles, Canada

Having recently graduated, I was getting desperate to find work. I’d been to interviews but never managed to get the job I wanted. When yet another interview came along, this time with a manager at a well-known company, I went to it without illusions. While reading my resume’, the manager was surprised by a note at the bottom of the page, which stated my interest in palmistry. He asked me for a demonstration, so I told him a few things about his character and his future. At the end, I boldly told him, "I also see that you’re going to hire me."
A week later I started work in his department.
- Sophie Launay, France
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