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- Apr 30, 2019
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Joke 1
Wife : A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s.
Husband : It ought to be. They change it more often.
Joke 2
Wife to a husband who are on their way to a picnic
Wife : I have left the gas on, our house will be burnt down. Lets drive back home.
Husband : Don’t worry, I have left the shower on.
- Beena Mehta
Joke 3
Husband pointing at a pig sty : There are your relatives. Say hello to them.
Wife : Oh sure, how did I miss them? Hello, Mother-in-law.
Joke 4
My husband and I were dining in a restaurant. Our waitress told us that she had studied Roman history at the local college. Later she proved it. As she hurried about serving her customers, someone sneezed and she immediately called out, "Hail, sneezer!"
-Donna Luff
Wife : A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s.
Husband : It ought to be. They change it more often.
Joke 2
Wife to a husband who are on their way to a picnic
Wife : I have left the gas on, our house will be burnt down. Lets drive back home.
Husband : Don’t worry, I have left the shower on.
- Beena Mehta
Joke 3
Husband pointing at a pig sty : There are your relatives. Say hello to them.
Wife : Oh sure, how did I miss them? Hello, Mother-in-law.
Joke 4
My husband and I were dining in a restaurant. Our waitress told us that she had studied Roman history at the local college. Later she proved it. As she hurried about serving her customers, someone sneezed and she immediately called out, "Hail, sneezer!"
-Donna Luff
