Mother and Daughter Jokes in English

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Daughter : Mummy, how much have you learnt ?
Mummy :BA.
Daughter : Only two letters, and even those are wrong.

Mother : Sheena, what did you learn in school today?
Sheena : Our teacher taught us to write today.
Mother : Thats’ nice. What did you write?
Sheena : I don’t know. She has not taught us to read yet.

Daughter : Mamma, I want to eat ice-cream
Mamma : But dear, you will catch cold
Daughter : Doesn't matter, I will wear a sweater and eat it

My friends daughter had been given a beautiful doll for her fifth birthday. That evening, her
godmother gave her an identical doll. Tina, however was not worried. She called her mother immediately to tell her the good news : "Mummy, I have twins!"

- Mrs. Sheshadari
 
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Adding one more mother and daughter joke to this table

Trupti : Mummy mummy the other children are calling me big head.
Mummy : Don’t worry there’s nothing in it.
 
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