Mulla nasruddin Jokes - 3 Unheard jokes of Mulla nasruddin

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1) Mulla nasruddin in a Mental Hospital
Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was speaking with the new superintendent of the mental hospital. ”We like you a lot better than the last doctor,” he said.

The new superintendent was pleased to hear this lovely remark from Mulla and he asked ”Why you feel this liking for me"
"It is all because some how you just seem to be one of us" replied Nasrudin.

2) One day Mulla Nasruddin lost his donkey
One day Mulla Nasruddin lost his donkey and he was crying and grieving for the poor donkey.
Some one tried to console mulla "You may have lost your donkey, Nasruddin, but you don't have to grieve over it more than you did about the death of your first wife".

Ah, but if you remember, when my wife died, then all the villagers said: We'll find you someone else. So far, nobody has offered to replace my donkey." repiled mulla


3) Mulla Nasruddin was totally drunk
Mulla Nasruddin was totally drunk and he walked upto the police sargeant’s desk.
”Officer you better lock me inside” he said. ”I just hit bear bottle on my wife's head.”

”Did you kill her:” asked the officer.
”Don’t think so,” said Nasruddin. ”that’s why i want you to lock me up.”
 
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