Bollywood story Jokes - Adventures of Mithun Chakraborty

[JaneSmith105]

• In a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor

which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.

• In one movie which I had seen doesn't remember the name thou, Mithun da confronts with 2 gangsters.

Mithun da has got Gun in this situation but unfortunately he is left with one bullet only. Guess, what he does
He holds a knife on his one hand and shoots the bullet bullet from other hand towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun da say the following
dialogue in style "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

• In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Ours Mihtun has gun but no bullets.

Guess, what he does.........
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

• Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall starts drilling with his finger like drill machine to make a hole .. once he has made hole with his inbuilt drilling machine then he takes out pen from his pocket puts this pen inside the hole ..Then he takes off Cap of the pen and hangs it on the Pen.... style hai bhai ..........

• In another movie named "Watan Ke Rakhwale" Mithun Da is in the jail and is desperate to get out of the jail..As usual what he does is simply unimaginable..!!!!

He starts crawling like a Spiderman over the jail wall..., that should be around 50-60 ft high and then jumps over...!!!
truly amazing..

Any such movies you remember ?

 

[buzzo 1982]

I have seen his dubbed movies wherein mithun da is drinking tea and the bad guy comes with his gang tries to disturb public and now purposely put there for a fight..and there are many more like this things which i find funny something like
A large group of bad guys can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the heroine.
A large group of bad guys can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line.