Bollywood Jokes - Adventures of Indian Movies


May 1, 2019
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Things You Would Never Know Without Indian movies

1. Hero will show no pain when beaten very badly but will wince when a heroine tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. 2 people can be dancing in the desert and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the dance.

3. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.

4. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

5. Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth.

6. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the heroine.

7. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line.

8. If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits.

9. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threat-full manner making funny faces until hero have knocked out their predecessors.

10. A heroine will have time to change outfits several times in one song, however short.

11. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his lost mother and the commissioner of Police is his father and the Judge of court is his uncle and so forth.

12. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are no problem! My God!, Get Out! Shut-up! Impossible!,Please forgive me! You Bloody Bastard!


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