Funny Beggars Jokes In English

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Beggar : Actually! I am not a beggar. It was I who wrote the book "10 ways to earn money"
Passerby : But then what makes you beg?
Beggar : It is one of the ways to earn money, sir.

A beggar stopped a man on the street and said, "A couple of years ago you used to give me ten rupees each time. Last year, you reduced it to five and this year you’ve started giving only one. Why?
"Well," said the man, "a couple of years ago I was a bachelor. Last year I got married, and this year we’ve had a child."
"What?" cried the irate, beggar, "you are using my money to support your family."
 

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