Enigmatic Light
Member
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2019
- Messages
- 65
- Reaction score
- 2
- Points
- 8
Joke 1
Doctor : I am sorry to inform you that the dog which bit you had rabies.
Patient : Please give me a paper and pencil.
Doctor : Are you thinking of writing a will?
Patient : Of course not. I am making a list of all the people I want to bite.
Joke 2
Patient : I have a terrible headache
Doctor : You need fresh air. Tonight sleep with your windows open.
Doctor (the next day) : How is your headache ?
Patient : Oh! its gone with my TV and Stereo.
Joke 3
Patient : "Doctor, I’ve broken my leg, what shall I do?"
Doctor : "Limp to my dispensary, of course."
Joke 4
Patient : Doctor, as soon as I fall asleep I start snoring?
Doctor : Is your snoring loud?
Patient : Yes, very.
Doctor : And does it bother your wife?
Patient : I’m not married.
Doctor : Then what’s the problem.
Patient : I have lost five jobs because of it.
Joke 5
Patient : Doctor, I keep thinking I am a cat.
Doctor : Since when is this happening?
Patient : Since I was a kitten.
Joke 6
Doctor : Have you ever had trouble with pneumonia?
Patient : Yes
Doctor : When was it?
Patient : When I tried to spell it.
Joke 7
A sick man went to a doctor he hadn’t visited before. As he entered the office, he noticed a sign : "$20 first visit, $10 subsequent visits," To save a few bucks, he greeted the doctor by saying, "Nice to see you again." The doctor nodded his hello, then began the examination, his expression turning grave as he poked and prodded the ill man.
"Doc, what is it?" the patient asked. "What should I do?"
"Well," the doctor said, setting his stethoscope down. "Just keep doing the same thing I told you to do last time you were here."
Joke 8
Surgeon : Have you undergone an operation?
Patient : Yes.
Surgeon : For What ?
Patient : Rs 3,000/-
Surgeon : I mean what you have ?
Patient : Rs 2,500/-
Surgeon : No, I mean what was your complaint
Patient : The bill was too high
Doctor : I am sorry to inform you that the dog which bit you had rabies.
Patient : Please give me a paper and pencil.
Doctor : Are you thinking of writing a will?
Patient : Of course not. I am making a list of all the people I want to bite.
Joke 2
Patient : I have a terrible headache
Doctor : You need fresh air. Tonight sleep with your windows open.
Doctor (the next day) : How is your headache ?
Patient : Oh! its gone with my TV and Stereo.
Joke 3
Patient : "Doctor, I’ve broken my leg, what shall I do?"
Doctor : "Limp to my dispensary, of course."
Joke 4
Patient : Doctor, as soon as I fall asleep I start snoring?
Doctor : Is your snoring loud?
Patient : Yes, very.
Doctor : And does it bother your wife?
Patient : I’m not married.
Doctor : Then what’s the problem.
Patient : I have lost five jobs because of it.
Joke 5
Patient : Doctor, I keep thinking I am a cat.
Doctor : Since when is this happening?
Patient : Since I was a kitten.
Joke 6
Doctor : Have you ever had trouble with pneumonia?
Patient : Yes
Doctor : When was it?
Patient : When I tried to spell it.
Joke 7
A sick man went to a doctor he hadn’t visited before. As he entered the office, he noticed a sign : "$20 first visit, $10 subsequent visits," To save a few bucks, he greeted the doctor by saying, "Nice to see you again." The doctor nodded his hello, then began the examination, his expression turning grave as he poked and prodded the ill man.
"Doc, what is it?" the patient asked. "What should I do?"
"Well," the doctor said, setting his stethoscope down. "Just keep doing the same thing I told you to do last time you were here."
- Belinda D’Silva
Joke 8
Surgeon : Have you undergone an operation?
Patient : Yes.
Surgeon : For What ?
Patient : Rs 3,000/-
Surgeon : I mean what you have ?
Patient : Rs 2,500/-
Surgeon : No, I mean what was your complaint
Patient : The bill was too high
