Enigmatic Light
Member
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2019
- Messages
- 65
- Reaction score
- 2
- Points
- 8
Joke 1
Father : How do you get so dirty
Son : I am closer to the ground than you are.
Joke 2
Father : How did you get so dirty?
Son : Because I am closer to the ground than you, Dad.
Joke 3
John : Dad, who is more clever, father or son ?
Father : A father, of course.
John : No its the son who is more clever.
Father : How is that?
John : Who discovered the steam engine ?
Father : James Watt.
John : Why not his father?
Joke 4
Anil : I think our school is haunted dad, I don’t want to go to school.
Dad : Why do you say so?
Anil: Our principal is always talking about school spirit.
Joke 5
Bobby handed the priest 5 apples after the Mass explaining that they were from his mother.
Father :How thoughtful. I must thank her for them.
Bobby : Please father, would you mind thanking her for 8 apples
Joke 6
Jimmy : Will you do my homework for me?
Father : No, it wouldn’t be right.
Jimmy : Well, at least you can try.
Joke 7
Son : Papa, what is "Creeping Inflation"
Papa : Its when your mom begins her plans with buying a pair of shoes and ends up buying a completely new outfit
Joke 8
Daddy : Son, What do you want as Birthday gift ?
Son : I just want a radio dad, surrounded by a sports car.
Joke 9
Father to son after the examinations : "Let me see your report card".
Son : "My friend just borrowed it, to show it to his father. He wants to scare him.
Father : How do you get so dirty
Son : I am closer to the ground than you are.
Joke 2
Father : How did you get so dirty?
Son : Because I am closer to the ground than you, Dad.
Joke 3
John : Dad, who is more clever, father or son ?
Father : A father, of course.
John : No its the son who is more clever.
Father : How is that?
John : Who discovered the steam engine ?
Father : James Watt.
John : Why not his father?
Joke 4
Anil : I think our school is haunted dad, I don’t want to go to school.
Dad : Why do you say so?
Anil: Our principal is always talking about school spirit.
Joke 5
Bobby handed the priest 5 apples after the Mass explaining that they were from his mother.
Father :How thoughtful. I must thank her for them.
Bobby : Please father, would you mind thanking her for 8 apples
Joke 6
Jimmy : Will you do my homework for me?
Father : No, it wouldn’t be right.
Jimmy : Well, at least you can try.
Joke 7
Son : Papa, what is "Creeping Inflation"
Papa : Its when your mom begins her plans with buying a pair of shoes and ends up buying a completely new outfit
Joke 8
Daddy : Son, What do you want as Birthday gift ?
Son : I just want a radio dad, surrounded by a sports car.
Joke 9
Father to son after the examinations : "Let me see your report card".
Son : "My friend just borrowed it, to show it to his father. He wants to scare him.