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Mother : Is my son outstanding in the class? Teacher : Of course he is. He always stands outside the class. Mother : What’s this zero in your report card? Son : No. it is not a zero. My teacher ran out of stars so she gave me the moon. Son : Mummy I got 100 in school today. Mummy : Wow that...

Daughter : Mummy, how much have you learnt ? Mummy :BA. Daughter : Only two letters, and even those are wrong. Mother : Sheena, what did you learn in school today? Sheena : Our teacher taught us to write today. Mother : Thats’ nice. What did you write? Sheena : I don’t know. She has not taught...

Teacher : You all know the law of gravitation explains how we manage to stay on the ground. Student : Yes, but how did people stay on the ground before the law was passed. Teacher : Shawn why did Robin Hood rob the rich? Shawn : Because the poor did not have any money. Teacher : Anil, what...

Joke 1 Father : How do you get so dirty Son : I am closer to the ground than you are. Joke 2 Father : How did you get so dirty? Son : Because I am closer to the ground than you, Dad. Joke 3 John : Dad, who is more clever, father or son ? Father : A father, of course. John : No its the son who...

When my son was six years old, he loved to wrestle with me before his nightly bedtime story. Once, when I came home sick and went to bed early, my wife intercepted Micheal on his way to my bedroom. My wife explained that Daddy wasn’t feeling well and wouldn’t want to wrestle. "Oh, yes, he...

Joke 1 Wife : A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. Husband : It ought to be. They change it more often. Joke 2 Wife to a husband who are on their way to a picnic Wife : I have left the gas on, our house will be burnt down. Lets drive back home. Husband : Don’t worry, I have left the shower...

As my graduation from university neared, I discovered that each student was allowed only two guests at the ceremony. Since I was recently married, my wife would obviously be one, but both my parents wanted to go as well. When I told my mother that we were one ticket short, she was understandably...

Joke 1 Doctor : I am sorry to inform you that the dog which bit you had rabies. Patient : Please give me a paper and pencil. Doctor : Are you thinking of writing a will? Patient : Of course not. I am making a list of all the people I want to bite. Joke 2 Patient : I have a terrible headache...

3 More Teacher Student Jokes in English 16th Joke Teacher : Children we can learn from ants, they work hard everyday. The ant works all the time and what happens in the end? Student : Somebody steps on him. 17th Joke Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...

1st Joke Teacher : When was Akbar born? Student : Sorry, miss I do not know. Teacher : Look in your book? Student : He was born in 1858 and died in 1910. Teacher : Why didn’t you tell me that before ? Student : I thought it was his mobile number. 2nd Joke Teacher : Ravi, can you name a desert...

As far as my research says Taj mahal actually was Shiva temple as i see many things that related to Hinduism. anyways would want your opinion on it Is Taj Mahal a temple of Lord Shiva? Lets unleash the truth behind "Taj Mahal is Lord Shiva Temple the Hidden Truth" Note: please talk with...

Joke 1 Sunil : My grandfather left one lac rupees when he died. Anil : My grandfather left the whole world. Joke 2 Wife : The landlord is knocking at the door for rent. Husband : Go and tell him that I am not at home. Wife : But you promised that you won’t tell a lie. Husband : That is why I am...

Alabama Hindu Cultural Center of North Alabama, Near Huntsville, Capshaw Birmingham Hindu Temple 200, North Chandlar Dr, Pelham, AL 35124 Ph 205-621-1155 Temple - Hindu Society of Alabama (T-HSA), Montgomery, AL, US Swaminarayan Mandir 500, Biscayne Dr, Birmingham, AL 35206 Ph 205-833-3287...

First thing is that Vedas claim Cows as aghnya that means not to be killed it is enough to mean that there Hinduism prohibited beef. I am giving some references that will clear your doubt. “One who partakes of human flesh,the flesh of a horse or of another animal, and deprives others of milk...

Animal Sacrifice (Bali Pratha) in some of Hindu sects. Food habits, dress sense it is for culture. Culture changes by region to region if a person living in tundra region or a place that is to much salty and we are saying you should eat only veg he will die due to starving. So it is foolishness...

Our body is a poorna ansh or integral part of creation that is run by various shaktis or energies. Each day of the 365 days in a year is governed by a specific shakti; hence the yogsutras stress the importance of niyam. If you skip your practices for even a single day, then the shakti or energy...

Namaste ji, I have heard that Vedas are books written by almighty god i.e Lord Brahma but I want to know that What do the Vedas say? what are Vedas all about ?

Hello I am vegetarian since many years I avoid eating even eggs which are said to be vegetarian eggs. Now someone told me there are almost 4 types of vegetarians and when i asked what are those types even he didn't knew about types even he had listened about it from someone. Now question arises...

Hello I am a staunch vegetarian and is very much into diet as per my elders guided me but even they have no idea about Ayurveda diet. Can anyone tell me What is an Ayurvedic diet? Hopefully This diet is all about vegan food and diet. Thanks